Cute Inspirational Quotes
Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise
they won't go to yours.
- Yogi Berra
Facts are stupid things.
- Ronald Reagan
Where the hell is Australia anyway?
- Britney Spears
Better make it six, I can't eat eight.
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by
a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six
or eight slices
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
- Sign in Budapest Zoo
We all get heavier as we get older because there's
a lot more information in our heads.
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player
a baby is on a car
- Japanese "baby on board" sign
Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving
kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.
I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes
of our time.
- Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the
King of Jordan.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing
- but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter, Boxer
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,
but she is beautiful because you love her.
- Anonymous.
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight
attendant for assistance.
- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then
it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television
by candlelight.
- George Globol
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