Cute Inspirational Quotes
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody
else.
-- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you
can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardner
Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't
make you cry.
- Author Unknown
People who laugh actually live longer than those who
don't laugh. Few persons realize that health actually
varies according to the amount of laughter.
- James J. Walsh
Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with
it is your gift back to God.
- Leo Buscaglia
Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
- Frank J. Giblin II
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.
- Lord Byron
Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and
wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling.
-- Robert Paul
Trying is just the first step toward failure.
- Homer Simpson
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the
moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until
you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
- Remy de Gourmont
The world is full of willing people; some willing to
work, the rest willing to let them.
- Robert Frost
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the
blame.
- Anonymous
if something's hard, then it's not worth doing.
- Homer Simpson
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some
old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home
winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
- Homer Simpson
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