Cute Inspirational Quotes
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant
for assistance.
-- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson
is 'never try'.
-- Homer Simpson
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that
way?
- Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then
it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television
by candlelight.
- George Globol
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed
suicide.
- Mahatma Gandhi
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
- Ellie Katz
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of
man's superiority to all that befalls him.
- Roman Gary
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good
about it.
- Don Herold
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving
its way through the national life, holding tenaciously
to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often
been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond
established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against
the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer
existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of
a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating
fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and
the rounded completion of an American type.
- Constance Rourke
Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which
requires practice.
- David Seabury
A rich man's joke is always funny.
- Thomas Edward Brown
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