Cute Inspirational Quotes
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh,
at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
- Lenny Bruce
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
- Carol Burnett
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you
ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
- Dick Clark
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
- Unknown
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine..
- Unknown
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier
than others.
- Unknown
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed
it for a change.
- Eric Golnik
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the
limit?
- Unknown
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see
them?
- Unknown
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
- Unknown
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
- Unknown
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait'
just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
- Unknown
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have
to replace it later?
- Unknown
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
- Unknown
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