Funny Inspirational Quotes
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space
but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters
in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since
when has a gift NOT been free?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?"
Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the
same number of letters?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is
only one day of Christmas?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer
and then have them read about wars in school that solved
America's problems?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if
he's a monkey?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,'
but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know
it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal
Identification Number Number?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant
walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms
?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a
dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug
our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through
their nose, or their mouths?
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