Funny Inspirational Quotes
Can crop circles be square?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses
when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes
from the sun?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury
themselves 6 ft. closer?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about
it falling down?
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will
ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan)
and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have
a girlfriend?
Is it possible that there's another planet inhabited
with creatures made by the Devil?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing
from many is research?
How come we choose from just two people for President
and fifty for Miss America?
Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches
ask for it?
Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they
stick on?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck
when seven is a lucky number??
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture
of a thousand words worth?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's
possible?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is
the same as the words "the" and "rapist"
put together?
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