Funny Inspirational Quotes
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you
a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals
and I'll give you a stock clerk.
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you
a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals
and I'll give you a stock clerk.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was,
it was my own.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is
his wife.
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors
will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Have a nice day!
Best friends are the people that know all about and
still put up with you!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense
to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off
now.
Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it
might be another train coming.
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can
usually shut her up with chocolate.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for
it by leaving early.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have
to drown too?
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