Funny Inspirational Quotes
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable,
they are just deep fried potatoes?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're
always covered with sheets?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured
would they remember that they forgot?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when
real hippos are brown?
You know that little indestructible black box that is
used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why Pluto the dog walks on four legs but Goofy walks
on 2 legs?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already
built?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal
that is eating an endangered plant?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license
of a bald man
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience
cocoons in their stomach?
If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall
out?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's
license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines
be shaped differently?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came
up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from?
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