Funny Love Quotes

 

In love there are two things :
bodies and words.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting
between dating and debating.

Love: the delusion that
one woman differs from another.

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king

Love is like the measles;
we all have to go through it.

There is a place you can touch
a woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart.

A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'

To all virgins:
Thanks for nothing!!

Sometimes I wonder if men
and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.

I recently read that love
is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.

No woman ever shot her man
while he was doing dishes.

Honesty is the key to a relationship.
If you can fake that, you're in.

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity.

No ones perfect.
It's when you see past the imperfections
that you call it love.

In their hearts women think
that it is men's business
to earn money and theirs to spend it.

Love is a game
that two can play and both win.

One good thing about Internet dating:
you're guaranteed to click with
whomever you meet.

You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince.

Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

The difference between genius and stupidity is;
genius has its limits.

 

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