Funny Love Quotes
In love there are two things :
bodies and words.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting
between dating and debating.
Love: the delusion that
one woman differs from another.
Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone
Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king
There is a place you can touch
a woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart.
A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'
To all virgins:
Thanks for nothing!!
Sometimes I wonder if men
and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Honesty is the key to a relationship.
If you can fake that, you're in.
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity.
No ones perfect.
It's when you see past the imperfections
that you call it love.
Love is a game
that two can play and both win.
One good thing about Internet dating:
you're guaranteed to click with
whomever you meet.
You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince.
Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
The difference between genius and stupidity is;
genius has its limits.
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