Funny Love Sayings
Love your enemies.
It really pisses them off!
The longest journey you will ever take is
the 18 inches from your head to your heart.
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
An archeologist is the best husband
any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle of
industrial strength rubber glue.
You can work hard and make it
through the struggles;
however, you usually leave
your bobby socks and sneakers
behind along the way.
Love is like a fire.
Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house
down, you'll never know
First love is a kind of vaccination
which saves a man from catching
the complaint the second time.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
When you love someone,
all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
A Friend's Love says:
If you ever need anything,
I'll be there.
True Love says:
You'll never need anything;
I'll be there.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman
who has the morals of a man.
Love: a temporary insanity,
curable by marriage...
Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.
People fall into love,
but they have to climb out.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop
speech when words become superfluous.
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
No man is truly married until he
understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.
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