Funny Love Quotes
Love your enemies.
It really pisses them off!
The longest journey you will ever take is
the 18 inches from your head to your heart.
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
An archeologist is the best husband
any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
Love is like a fire.
Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house
down, you'll never know
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
When you love someone,
all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
A Friend's Love says:
If you ever need anything,
I'll be there.
True Love says:
You'll never need anything;
I'll be there.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman
who has the morals of a man.
Love: a temporary insanity,
curable by marriage...
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop
speech when words become superfluous.
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
No man is truly married until he
understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.
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