Funny Romantic Quotes

 

Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.

An old man who marries a young wife
grows younger - but she grows older.

It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances
to get married,
but a couple really have to
know each other to get divorced.

I love being married.
It's so great to find one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.

Love is temporary insanity
curable by marriage.

Love - a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable
malfunction of the heart
which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

Love is being stupid together.

If it's true that men
are such beasts,
this must account
for the fact
that most women
are animal lovers.

To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy then is to suffer.
But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer,
or suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.

When a man opens
the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge
than to let her keep him.

If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?

I used to try to
draw my girlfriends.
I think one of the
most romantic things
that anybody can do
is draw a portrait
of the person you love.

Love is like war:
Easy to begin but hard to end.

Three things can't be hidden:
coughing, poverty, and love.

 

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