Funny Love Quotes
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
An old man who marries a young wife
grows younger - but she grows older.
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances
to get married,
but a couple really have to
know each other to get divorced.
I love being married. It's so great to find one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love - a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable
malfunction of the heart
which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Love is being stupid together.
To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy then is to suffer.
But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer,
or suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?
Love is like war:
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Three things can't be hidden:
coughing, poverty, and love.
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