Cute Funny Love Quotes

 

True love is like a pair of socks:
you gotta have two and they've gotta match.

Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.

He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.

Sex without the sizzle is like lemonade
without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!

Marrying a man is like buying something
you've been admiring for a long time
in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn't always go with
everything else in the house.

When we got married I told my wife
If you leave me,
I'm going with you.
And she never did.

Women now,
we can juggle a lot of things.
We're not just
girlfriends or love interests.
So that's really great to
not just make her the chick
and give her something to do.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Passion is not having sex;
it's making love forever.

Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.

Love is like a game of chess:
One false move and you're mated.

There's an expiration date
stamped on my eggs:
'Best if used before
you start looking like your mother.'

Appreciation is kindness and patience
- even when you forget
to put the toilet seat down.

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration
of many men for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.

Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork
- but so can a bikini.

A man loses his sense of direction
after four drinks;
A woman loses hers
after four kisses.

Love is like an hourglass
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

 

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